ohh boy javascript hate is real
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You may not like it, but this is what peak vibe coding performance looks like https://x.com/KaiLentit/status/2110854417482432933/video/1
vibe coding is the new low-code.
good luck to whoever has to maintain it in five years.
Me casually dropping a 3,000-line PR twenty minutes after the ticket was assigned.
my job is simple:
- solve continual learning
- b2b saas GTM
- shitposting
every week someone tells me they’re going to vibe-code their own @beehiiv alternative over the weekend.
coding is officially solved
there is literally no reason to ever write code again
it’s over
We need a slang for the people who code manually.
My biggest fear as a dev is AI disappearing and I have to sit to learn CSS again.
I’m going to start a vibe maintaining company so businesses can pay me $199 / month to maintain their vibe coded software that they built to save $99 / month.
i miss the dopamine hit after 12 hours of debugging
I'm pivoting to something LLMs can't do: day-drinking
Wrote code by hand like a caveman yesterday.
It turned out AI had to rewrite it anyway, because I did not handle 0 length array edge case.
Me after shipping 10,000 lines of code I’ve never read.
Love the engagement bait of saying "I rewrote TypeScript" and its 400% faster but then forget to mention you didn't implement typechecking.
😂😂😂